think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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