so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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