no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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