Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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