we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
