Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So. Much. Porn.
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