How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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