he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
organizing the empties. That sober.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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