he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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