Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
