what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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