People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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