The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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