Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
