dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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