who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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