Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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