D3 body, D1 cock
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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