We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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