I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
please don't ironically join a cult
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