If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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