Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
now i know why i became what i already was.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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