At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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