I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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