there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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