whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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