YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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