Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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