there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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