oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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