google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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