If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize
