its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I deserve this hangover.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Randomize
