After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
