I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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