Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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