Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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