who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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