Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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