Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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