i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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