I think I died a long time ago.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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