They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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