Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
