break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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