But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Welp...herpes.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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