It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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