Well apparently he's into motor boating.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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