I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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