I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
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Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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