So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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