Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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