My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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