"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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